致命的大错
"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."
"Qualificatio:Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuy."
"Mycompeatiohouldbeatleastequaltomyage."
"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."
"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."
"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65".
"Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."
"ReasonforLeaving:Myboaidtheendoftheworldiear."
"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately."
打字错误与语法错误
"Herearemyqualificatioforyoutooverlook."
"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer."
"Iamarabidtypist."
"WorkHistory:Performedpainwavetests,1879-1981."
"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."
"Accountingcleric."
"Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments."
"Suectedtograduateearlynceanalyzinginvestments."
"Suectedtograduateearlynextyear."
"Diosedof$2.5billioninaets."
"Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."
"Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."
"Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."
"Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."
不应有的幽默
"Note:Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse."
"Aistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofcoumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Tralation:Short-ordercook.)
"Butwait...theresmore.Yougetallthiusineknowledgeplusagraofmarketingthatiecondnature."
"Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."
"Myfortunecookiesaid,Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob-andIlikeyourcompanyi“英文简历中避讳的话”版权归作者所有；转载请注明出处!
articular."
"Title:AnotherresumefromtheProfilesinExcellenceseries."
"AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks."
"Letsmeetsoyoucanoohandahhovermyexperience."
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