[英文简历中避讳的话]

致命的大错

  "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."

  "Qualificatio:Noeducationorexperience."  "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuy."

  "Mycompeatiohouldbeatleastequaltomyage."

  "ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."

  "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."

  "Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65".

  "Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."

  "ReasonforLeaving:Myboaidtheendoftheworldiear."

  "ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately."

  打字错误与语法错误

  "Herearemyqualificatioforyoutooverlook."

  "Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer."

  "Iamarabidtypist."

  "WorkHistory:Performedpainwavetests,1879-1981."

  "Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."

  "Accountingcleric."

  "Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments."

  "Suectedtograduateearlynceanalyzinginvestments."

  "Suectedtograduateearlynextyear."

  "Diosedof$2.5billioninaets."

  "Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."

  "Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment."

  "Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."

  "Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool."

  不应有的幽默

  "Note:Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse."

  "Aistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofcoumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(Tralation:Short-ordercook.)

  "Butwait...theresmore.Yougetallthiusineknowledgeplusagraofmarketingthatiecondnature."

  "Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse."

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articular."

  "Title:AnotherresumefromtheProfilesinExcellenceseries."

  "AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it."

  "Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks."

  "Letsmeetsoyoucanoohandahhovermyexperience."

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